[lork]

I don't know why but I got such a huge kick out of this sequence of hands and table banter. BTW, I don't like being called a fish:) Enjoy.



$100 NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, August 08, 02:02:43 EDT 2005
Table (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: player1 ( $61.20 )
Seat 3: HERO ( $238.73 )
Seat 4: player2 ( $80.60 )
Seat 5: player3 ( $151 )
Seat 6: Allnightwc ( $67.35 )
Seat 2: player4 ( $97 )
HERO posts small blind [$0.50].
player2 posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO [ 6h Jh ]
player3 calls [$1].
Allnightwc calls [$1].
player1 folds.
player4 folds.
HERO calls [$0.50].
player2 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Kc, 4h, Kh ]
HERO bets [$3].
player2 folds.
player3 folds.
Allnightwc raises [$6].
HERO calls [$3].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8s ]
HERO checks.
Allnightwc bets [$5].
HERO calls [$5].
** Dealing River ** [ 2h ]
HERO bets [$12].
Allnightwc calls [$12].
HERO shows [ 6h, Jh ] a flush, king high.
Allnightwc doesn't show [ 4s, Ah ] two pairs, kings and fours.
HERO wins $48 from the main pot with a flush, king high.

... the conversation starts

Allnightwc: damn fish
HERO: looks that way doesnt it

... a little later, HERO wins a pot with pocket kings

player2: wow u get those fcks alot
HERO: yeah... been lucky... for a fish
HERO: right, allnight?
Allnightwc: yup
player2: not a fish its called card rack
Allnightwc: better stupid and lucky i guess
HERO: allnight, on that fishy hand.... why did you give me odds the whole time? And you call me a fish... lol

... later, HERO steals a pot with nothing and claims kings

HERO: there they are again
Allnightwc: whatever

$100 NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, August 08, 02:56:03 EDT 2005
Table (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 2: player4 ( $71.50 )
Seat 3: HERO ( $352.18 )
Seat 6: Allnightwc ( $75.70 )
Seat 5: player5 ( $45.40 )
Seat 1: player6 ( $100 )
Allnightwc posts small blind [$0.50].
player6 posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO [ Qc Ac ]
player4 folds.
HERO raises [$4].
player5 folds.
Allnightwc calls [$3.50].
player6 folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7s, 4h, 4d ]
Allnightwc bets [$3].
HERO calls [$3].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3h ]
Allnightwc bets [$2].
HERO calls [$2].
** Dealing River ** [ 3s ]
Allnightwc bets [$5].

... figuring he is beat, HERO makes this comment

HERO: well played... take 5 more

HERO calls [$5].
Allnightwc shows [ Qd, Kd ] two pairs, fours and threes.
HERO shows [ Qc, Ac ] two pairs, fours and threes.
HERO wins $27.55 from the main pot with two pairs, fours and threes with ace kicker.

HERO: oh nm

... later, HERO raises with tens and all fold

Allnightwc: not to be rude but we all fold the best hand

... later, HERO flops two pair and makes Allnightwc lay his second pair down

HERO: that had to hurt
Allnightwc: what your bluff
HERO: no your having to lay down to me

... later, HERO loses a big pot to another player, Allnightwc was not involved
... He pipes in anyway

Allnightwc: nh

... the very next hand

$100 NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, August 08, 03:00:27 EDT 2005
Table (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 2: player4 ( $80.40 )
Seat 3: HERO ( $336.13 )
Seat 6: Allnightwc ( $76.15 )
Seat 1: player6 ( $94 )
Seat 4: player7 ( $39 )
Allnightwc posts small blind [$0.50].
player6 posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO [ 7d 2d ]
player4 folds.
HERO raises [$4].
player7 folds.
Allnightwc calls [$3.50].
player6 did not respond in time.
player6 folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Td, 5d, Ad ]
Allnightwc bets [$3].
HERO raises [$10].
Allnightwc raises [$14].
HERO is all-In [$322.13]
Allnightwc is all-In [$55.15]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Kd ]
** Dealing River ** [ Tc ]
Allnightwc shows [ 2c, Ac ] two pairs, aces and tens.
HERO shows [ 7d, 2d ] a flush, ace high.
HERO wins $259.98 from side pot #1 with a flush, ace high.
HERO wins $151.30 from the main pot with a flush, ace high.

HERO: lol
HERO: hammer time
Allnightwc has left the table.
HERO: sorry that was too funny
HERO: think he punched the monitor?

[arcfinn]

You are one big fish! We sometimes get hit with the deck as you just proved with that last hand. Your opponent played horrendous after that flop! The best thing is that our opponents become afraid to play against you after a while or they go on tilt and over play their mediocre hand. Ahhh! The psychology in poker is the best part of the game at times! Then again, the winning is good for your psyche too. I bet that the player still think you are a fish! Oh Boy! I smell another profitable game or two in your future. Of course having that big stack glaring in their eyes can make your plays work out so much easier as well.

[DeepBlue]

Oh beauty! That's what these guys deserve - I generally wait for a few bad calls and showdown wins before I term somebody a fish, and that's why.

You always use that name at the tables? Remind me not to upset you